Tuesday, January 20, 2009
How to Celebrate Your Oppression Through a Presidential Inauguration.
Such breathtaking analysis on Lincoln's bible, was it his, which version of the bible is it yada, yada, yada.
Anyone who naysays The Prince of Hope is a "beyond the pale cynic" who only wants to harsh the buzz of the American moment.
What color is Michele's dress? Mustard?
So beautiful "comity" between the aisles.
Joe Biden chatting away. Does that even need to be discussed? Twitter, twitter, twitter.
Everyone's here but the star of the show, Barack H. Obama.
Baritone voice: "Ladies and Gentlemen."
Heraldic trumpets in the background.
"My country tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty...and so on..."
"Great stuff" coming soon to the American political theatre.
Warmed over American Exceptionalism.
Whitewashing of history.
Veiled threats to those who don't get on board.
America as 'can-do' Nation and pretty darn special in fact the mostest specialist ever, in God's eyes.
The Market, The Market, The Market.
I'm pretty sure you could write a simple computer program to create an Obama speech.
"The challenges before us are great. The obstacles we face are daunting. We must stand determined. The road ahead is long and hard.
But together we will rise to a New Day. Through the strength of our principles and courage of our convictions..blah blah blah"
Industrial strength pablum is what it is..gotta be a vat of it in some factory in New Jersey or something..takes a lot more than Maalox to choke this crap down.